Howdy partners, from beautiful Burbank, California!
That's right, Tim is hanging out in Los Angeleees. Why? Why, you ask? Doesn't the City of Angels already have enough beautiful people? How can Tim deprive other parts of the country of his glamorous, dashing, debonair, and handsome good looks? (pardon any redundancies)
Other than getting a bit of the Californication thing, Tim is on the job. I'm working. That's right! I am positioning myself for that glorious and ash-tonishing moment to an onlooker (but all too mundane for myself) when I am "discovered" and promptly thrust into the limelight as moviedom's next action adventure hero. What with Arnold becoming the new state governor there will be a void needing to be filled. Just a matter of time...
So yes, I am mingling with the stars, about to be discovered. Do not be alarmed. I won't forget the little people who have helped make me the man I am today.
There is one dilemma with this plan, namely that there isn't a professional football team within miles of here (unless you count San Diego, which frankly is a stretch at this point).
Ah, but I digress.
Last we spoke, Tim was living on the edge, having wormed his way back into the TwoMinuteWarning writers' stable, under the requirement that I maintain a 60% plus winning record with my best bets. Last week was no prob with my Team of Destiny Vikings putting the hurt on the Lions.
So, who will it be this time? Who will qualify as Tim's lucky hundred-stars team for week four?
Not Minnesota, I regret to say. They may experience a temporary setback with Culpepper resting up. Instead it will be their arch foe du jour, those meddling kids, the cheeseheads! My friends, don't be afraid of Bears.
Favor: Green Bay -4
Tim's rebuttal to himself: roar! roar!